Why oh why, if I’m paying $90 a night for a room, are you charging me for internet access? I can get free wifi at plenty of other hotels for less than $50 a night for a room. And you call yourselves “upscale”??
What’s more, no wifi?? Are you kidding me? Not only do you want me to pay you $11 a DAY for internet access, you expect me to tether myself to a ethernet cable?
Bad hotel. Bad bad bad hotel. And don’t get me started on your crappy shower water pressure…